Description
Key Features:
Precision Laser-Cut Detailing:
Crafted with pinpoint accuracy, every contour of this bold pose is sharply defined. The stance is confident, the symmetry is perfect, and the message is unmistakable—delivered with laser-cut flair.
Premium Materials:
Made from locally sourced Pennsylvania maple and finished with natural beeswax, the warm, unfinished wood adds a surprisingly classy contrast to this character’s raw defiance. It’s the perfect mix of elegant and unfiltered.
Unfiltered Expression:
Zero Fucks Given isn’t here to play nice. It’s a tribute to standing your ground, flipping off expectations, and saying exactly what needs to be said—without saying a word. Whether it’s aimed at the boss, the system, or just Monday, this piece has your back.
Versatile Decor Statement:
Ideal for desks, workshops, or anywhere you need a reminder to take no crap, this sculpture makes a hilarious and empowering gift for your most unbothered friends. Warning: may cause spontaneous smirking.
Add a dash of defiance to your day with Zero Fucks Given—because sometimes, the bird is the word.
